honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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