absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
Randomize
