i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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