Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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