no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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