i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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