I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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