he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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