I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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