new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
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