I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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