Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
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