I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Edward fifth and chaser hands
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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