I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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