doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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