Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
