No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Randomize
