yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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