Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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