The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
why is half of my head shaved?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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