You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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