I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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