do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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