when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Randomize
