Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
she peed on how many people?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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