This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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