How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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