I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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