That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
