she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
as a side note pls kill me
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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