Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
you would pick up someone in the library
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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