Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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