Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Green mimosas i think yes
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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