That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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