Woke up this morning to a janitor hitting me in the head with his bucket in the hallway of my building. An alumni was next to me because we locked ourselves out of my room and couldn't figure out where my roommates were.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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