I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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