i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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