He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm too high and old for this...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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