Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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