Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
