Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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