UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
the day after is always just damage control
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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