Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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