just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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