So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
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