Its about making memories worth repressing
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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