i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Congratulations! We have a period
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