3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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