Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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