so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
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You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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