You're earring is so big in my mouth
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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