He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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