sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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