Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
He kissed a someone with a penis
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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