Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
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