I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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