I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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