Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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