I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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